Britney SpearsContrary to popular belief Britney Spears is reportedly not pregnant after all.

According to gossip buzzing around the web today, Brit is just –for a lack of a better word– fat.

This past weekend I was watching E TV and they actually had footage of Brit walking on a treadmill and dancing her ass off in some aerobics classes.

Either I’m on crack or somebody’s lying to the world, because the photos floating around from her Costa Rica vacation are indicating that she hasn’t seen a gym in a good two or three years.

I know that walking doesn’t get you into the best of shape, but it damn sure doesn’t slam an extra 30 pounds of ass and belly on you. Whatever the case may be she used to be hot, now she’s not and I don’t know who the hell wants a piece of her.

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